its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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