You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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