Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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