I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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