can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
where are you?
Hypothermia
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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