Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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