I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I love you. Go after that dick
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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