Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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