That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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