So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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