Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently you make a good broom.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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