I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It's just like the Real World with babies
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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