I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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