the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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