Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize
