i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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