? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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