your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
look no pants
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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