Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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