I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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