So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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