dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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