Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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