If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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