Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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