We're like a lot better than the average bears
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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