Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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