I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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