your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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