forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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