She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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