I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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