I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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