whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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