Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize