I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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