i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I've blown a few things in my day
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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