Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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