Betty ford says i'm here all night
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?