Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??