Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something