Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.