careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He better not be in your backpack
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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