If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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