I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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