Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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