Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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