I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.