Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.