You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?