dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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