I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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