Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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