It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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