I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
This is my gift to your gina
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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