I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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