I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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