Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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