So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
