So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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